Brittany: Hello I’m Brittany S. Pierce and today on Fondue For Two my guest is my good friend Blaine Warbler-

Blaine: Brittany you do know my name isn’t Blaine Warbler, right?

Brittany: It’s not?

Blaine: No, it’s Anderson.

Brittany: If your name is Anderson then why does everyone call you Blaine?

Blaine: It’s Blaine Anderson.

Brittany: Like a middle name?

Blaine: No, it’s just Blaine Anderson. Blaine Warbler was sort of like a nickname.

Brittany: Oh like how sometimes when we’re alone Santana calls me-

Blaine: Maybe you shouldn’t talk about Santana on the show. I don’t think she really likes it when you do.

Brittany: She did get pretty upset when I told everyone that she plays for both teams.

Blaine: That’s because that doesn’t always just mean that a person is on two different teams at school.

Brittany: This is really confusing me. Maybe we should just interview Lord Tubbington.

Blaine: Sure. Let’s see if we can get him to admit to reading your diary.

Brittany: I know he has, and he’s smoking again too.

Blaine: I know.

Brittany: I just don’t understand the difference between an egg with a baby chicken inside of it and an egg with an egg in it.

Blaine: Well you need a chicken and a rooster to make an egg with a baby chicken in it, but a chicken on her own can make an egg with an egg in it, so this egg was laid by a chicken without a rooster.

Brittany: So… this egg was made by a mommy chicken without a daddy chicken, but an egg with a baby chicken in it would have to be made by a mommy and a daddy chicken?

Blaine: Exactly.

Brittany: Well I wish someone would have told me that before I spent the whole weekend trying to keep it warm so that it would hatch.

Blaine: [Laughing.] Oh my gosh. Brittany, next time you’re confused about something like that text me, OK? I’ll explain it.

Brittany: Thanks Blaine. You know, everyone always laughs at me and tells me that I’m wrong, but no one will ever tell me the right thing.

Blaine: Well I promise I always will. Now come on, let’s bake this cake for Kurt and Santana. Are you OK to crack the egg?

Brittany: You’re sure this is an egg without a daddy?

Blaine: I’m sure.

Brittany: Then yes. Pass me that mixing bowl.

Blaine: Yes ma’am.